A Spoiler-Free Review
An Editor’s Note:
We are well aware that Donovan’s review gives a vague impression that he may not have actually seen the movie, but perhaps only read the Wikipedia page (director: check, composer: check). If this is the case, he may have stopped reading before he got to the part about the plot.
We firmly believe in Mr. Menard’s integrity, however, and are (kind of) sure that he has, in fact, seen the movie. That aside, it seems as though Donovan encourages you to go and see Isle of Dogs this spring, even though, reportedly, it only plays in movie theaters that are forty-five minutes away.
Kids, these are the consequences you have to deal with if you want to appear to have a refined taste for aesthetically pleasing, hipster movies. Or maybe if you lost faith in movies about dogs after the ending of Marley & Me, and you’re looking to give a good ol’ dog movie a second chance.
The bottom line is, if you go see the movie, feel free to let us know what it’s actually about.
Did We Mention That There Are Dogs in This Movie?
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