MLHS’ Top Candies & Other Halloween Treats, Tricks, and Teases!!

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Top MLHS Candies:

A couple weeks ago, we sent out a survey in order to find out what was MLHS favorite candies. Each submission selected 5 candies from a list of 21. The top five and bottom 5 are listed below along with 3 honorable mentions from the free response option.

Bottom 5:

Lifesavers – 12 (9.3%)
Butterfingers – 11 (8.5%)
Dubble Bubble – 8 (6.2%)
Hot Tamales – 4 (3.1%)
Swedish Fish – 2 (1.6%)

Top 5:

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups – 70 (54.7%)
Kit-Kat – 69 (53.5%)
Sour Patch Kids – 64 (49.6%)
Twix – 62 (48.1%)
M&Ms – 52 (40.3%)

Honorable Mentions:

“TWIZZLERSSS”
“Anything Healthy”
“Ferrero Rochers”

Top Ten Funniest Costumes:

All of these costumes are available for you to buy on the internet! Take at the complied list to get some ideas of costumes that will go down in history!

50 Halloween Tricks to Use!

What’s a vampire’s least favorite food? Stake
The ghost started to get tired, but the coffee gave him a BOOst!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo
How do you know if a vampire is sick? He can’t stop coffin.
Do mummies prefer white bread or wheat? Neither, they always prefer a wrap.

What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.
Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What kind of art do skeletons like? Skullptures.
How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.

What is a zombie’s favorite street? A dead-end.
Did you hear about the coffin sale? That’s the last thing I need.
Werewolves are great with directions, but you need whenwolves to tell the time.
I don’t know who Bob is, but it is crazy people would trade him for apples!
Don’t take an apple from a witch! They are wicked to the core!

Why didn’t the skeleton use a towel after he took a shower? He was already bone-dry.
I hear when zombies are scared, they lock their door with a deadbolt.
How do monsters stay cool in the summer? They use scare-conditioning.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
How do ghosts score touchdowns? They get the ball across the ghoul-line.

Why don’t mummies gossip? They don’t want to get a bad wrap.
Why was the witch late for work? She over-swept.
Why do monsters love Halloween? It’s the most wonderful time of the fear.
How do French ghosts greet each other? They say, “bone-jour!”
Where do baby monsters go when their parents are at work? Day-scare.

Why did the ghost quit his job? They kept making him work the graveyard shift.
How did Dracula learn to be a vampire? He took a crash corpse.
Why do cemeteries have waiting lists? Because everyone’s dying to get in.
What did the zombie mom say when her ghouls asked to take the car? Over my dead body.
What did one skeleton say to the other? I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?The trom-bone.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
Why did the skeleton skip the prom? It had no body to go with.
Why don’t skeletons like the cold? It’s bone-chilling.
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up!

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques.
Where do monsters like to travel on vacation? The Dead Sea!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-scare.
How do ghosts search the Web? They use ghoul-gle.
Wanna know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.